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A man who will go on a raft and yell "MAYDAY MAYDAY" 200 feet from shore. He is descended from a long line of Mexican drug dealers. Even after six eye surgeries, his eyelids are still to heavy to open on a daily basis. His vocabulary consists primarily of the words "bruh," "lame," and "can y'all shut the FUCK UUPPPP." His favorite pickup line consists only of the words "are y'all juniors" followed by putting up his hoodie, looking down, and shutting the FUCK UP.
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