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Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene. Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole. Pork Schmegma surprise: Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
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