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Brain "Oh, hey, you trying to sleep?" Me "..........." Brain "Yeah... I'm gonna pretend we're conscious now." Me "Well, nothing is abnormal here. Just walking through a museum. Which is exactly where I should be at this point in time and is no way unreasonable..." Brain "Hmm hmm hmm Dinosaurs are cool and tricycles are cool...." Me "What is that dinosaur doing on a tricycle? Wait... Dinosaur? Something's not right here. Oh shit! It's coming right for me!" Brain "YEAAAAAH!!!! HOW BOUT A LITTLE ADRENALINE BABY!? WOOOOOOO!!!" Me "AHH!!! What!? Aww shit... Aw shit! It's like 4 in the morning! Goddamnit brain!" Brain "YEAAAAAH!! Wait, what were we talking about?" Heart "THUMP THUMP THUMP HEY GUYS I'M READY TO GO! LET'S DO THIS!!!!! YOU HEAR ME!? CAN YOU HEAR ME!!! I SAID LET'S DO THIS!!!" Me "You are LITERALLY the only thing I hear!" Brain "What were we talking about? I'm hungry." Me *Groans* "Can I just be dead now. I would like to be dead now please..."
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