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Human Bottle Rocket Step #1: Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth. Step #2: Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly. Step #3 Person 2 lays down on the ground. Step #4 Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2 Step #5 Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2 Step #6 Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle. Step #7 Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra. Step #8 Enjoy the light show
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