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Heaven is someone who is kind but some people despise his attitude; he feels he isn't gorgeous but likes his height; he doesn't feel comfortable in anything that doesn't totally cover his body; and he appreciates someone who is attractive and accepts him as he is. He also believes he is always correct, even when he is not; he believes his jokes are humorous, even when they are not; he is intelligent, but he is of no use.
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