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Thanks a lot Michelle Obama...

school lunch is essentially made up of food that even dollar tree would refuse to sell. Regularly consisting of overcooked soggy chicken patty between a bun that dates back to the paleolithic age... BUT WAIT, THERES OTHER OPTIONS TOO!

-a hamburger thats probably has more yeast then the bun itself... why is it dark purple?

-mashed potatoes that literally STICK TO THE BOTTOMS OF THE TABLES, word of advice... never touch down there.

-fruit that smells more meaty than the actual meat, but is in the end just improperly stored fruit so it tastes ok i guess...

-raw vegetables stolen from the rabbits at PetSmart, i heard that someone found a dead roach in the brocolli once

-mac and cheese thats more watery than retirement home coffee, and is somehow greenish in tinge some days

-the hot dog is actually ok... suspiciously ok...

-i've never actually eaten the school's pizza before, but people seem to like it so i guess its ok

-nacho cheese that stinks up the whole cafeteria and smells like rat piss mixed with an old woman's pad

in conclusion, do what i do and just pack your own damn lunch, because trust me eating that crap will probably give you a brain tumor or something

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