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Genshin Impact is a free-to-play, pay-to-win Zelda BOTW clone. Aka Generic JRPG #8272. Made in China. I didn't get sponsored, so I can say that everyone fucking hates it. Including me. Even though I play it every day and simp for a character in it.

Alternatively, the game is called the following:

No Father Figure Simulator

Twitter: When the Anime is Game

Touch Some Fucking Grass - Anime Edition

Failed Attempt to Post Hentai In China

botw clone

And of course,
Down Bad Simulator

This game has been making the rounds since the start of the pandemic, as miHoYo, or Hoyoverse, or [whatever the fuck] they're called right now, clearly saw it as a [way] to cash in to the down bad.

This game is a black hole for your money, your sanity and your grass-touching time. And there are mechanics designed to stop you from NOT playing.

Also, I have to say that [the community] is an absolute piece of [fucking shitty] garbage. Too many examples.

Are they slightly better than the Dream community?

I hope. At least there's no yaoi fanart of some real people around these parts, all we get is some loli shit. Is it better? Your call.

Simply put, don't play the game. Installing it will result in complete loss of Gigachad privileges. And if you do decide to play it, stay the FUCK away from the community.

Also, fun fact: Simping eventually leads to being down bad, and [you know what] that leads to?

Fapping. Of course.

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