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Simply put, an asshole is someone who shits on people, often for no reason. Often just to pull them down to his or her level or even put them beneath him. He or she uses invalidation techniques, antagonism techniques, contrarian techniques, to be an asshole. He or she has all kinds of techniques to be an asshole. He or she will find all kinds of ways to put himself or herself on a high horse, to talk down to you. Assholes will do everything to try and brain fuck you. So you can't think. Some Assholes will gas light you, to make you question your senses, question your sanity. They have all kinds of insane ways of getting the last word in, to make sure you lose or make you wrong. All their computations are psychotic computations. All assholes get their advice from snakes. When something is the fault of an asshole, or an asshole loses an argument, or when an asshole has committed harmful acts, or has skeletons in his closet, defamation of character becomes his weapon. He also often begins find fault with the government and criticizes the government. Bc the gov is a target that he not as likely to get flack back from. Assholes are fact and truth resistant. They are not interested in good logic and good reason or sensible talk. They are only interested in expressing their opinions.
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