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The true American male.  He is so insecure that it shows anytime he does anything, whether it's ordering yet another drink, buying a car way beyond his means, or treating women like shit.  He is always looking for a fight, but if anyone stands up to him he whimpers away as the coward he is.  He thinks that shouting at and beating women is the way a "man" handles these matters, and will sexually harrass any woman, regardless of age, in an effort to repress his homosexual desires.  A badass thinks and does whatever he sees on TV or hears on the radio.  He wears whatever is advertised, and he drives a car meant to distract from his miniscule dick and inability to please a woman.  Since he has not yet evolved independent thought, he does whatever the media tells him to.  His "style" is a tasteless combination of whatever is popular at that given moment.  He may have a Harley or a Corvette, or some other set of wheels that "gives" him style, because he sure as hell has none!  All in all, the consummate loser.

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