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Alyssa is the one woman that understands what it is to be real and helps clarify the fuzz on the scene. Her thoughts are worth more than you can afford. Her game is far more expensive than the most expensive whatever it is you have. Her perception is so unique and undeniably on point, its often said she has saved countries from nuclear annihilation almost daily. When you have her with you, not even the army, marines, navy, nor space force can bring you down. Slippin??? She is the grip that keeps u on your feet... And when they say "get a grip" they actually mean "get an Alyssa!" Alyssa is short for God, short for orgasm, short for all the good things in this world.
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