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I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin. The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics. The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot. That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about." He grinned. "So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
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