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Paul is a foreign guy with an accent who is creepy af. He usually takes out the trash in the pouring rain and stares at you while you are sitting in your car doing Bible study. A Paul wants any female to sit on his creepy lap. He drinks hot tea and has a chubby wife with missing fingers.
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