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A giant rodent that some people eat like dumbasses or some well love and sacrifice there lives to let the dog know that they are a good owner

Types of dogs

Hairy chunky dog This thing sheds so much that you live in a giant bush of hair

The fat dog This thing is a beast if it sees a singular crum it will have a mental breakdown and lick the whole floor just to eat the crum now your dinner room is very sticks and slippery

The skinny bitch This thing is a legit straw this wimp never eats he or she is scared of food let me geuss he died the first day you got him

The little liver That thing is dead

Shit eater this dog gobbles up shit like he is Joey Chestnut eating hotdogs he mistaken chocolate as shit and he is dead now

Little turd This thing is smaller than your penis

Big turd

He needs a room instead of a cage because he is a fat turd

Fancy ho

This thing is all “give me a fork and a knife” even know they are just eating fries

Straw bitch

You’ve found a straw dog in your front yard you scared him away and he just got hit by a car

Cat

Other names Giant rodent/cootie boo/jerk/work/a waste of money/your own death because this thing ripped your arm off/shithead

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