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Lawson means that you have a really small dick with erectile dysfunction but also somehow have a masturbation problem. You also likely have a porn addiction and can’t pull girls for shit. Leprechauns don’t live that long I think so good luck mate. Someone might step on him and smoosh his very weak nonexistent muscles.
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