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Ted is a criminal dating back to before Christ. If you see Ted call the police or run. Teds criminal record is stated below DOB:1972-02-07 Race:Lizard Sex:Please Eyes:Brown Height:7 ft 11 in Hair:None Weight:14 tons. Offense or Statute Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:12 April 1993, 1 March 2022, 1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442 Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442 Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate Convicted: 1 March 2022 Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442 Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:12 April 1993 Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:12 April 1993 Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:12 April 1993 Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate Convicted:12 April 1993
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