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Lars is your hot, high school teacher crush who you randomly meet during a night out in the city several years later. You drink a beer with his friends and make out in the rain like a Taylor Swift song. A few days later he invites you to Engehave Park where you drink coffee and almost play lawn games before he admits to having a highly pregnant girlfriend. You don’t talk for half a year but then he randomly calls you at work. You ask if he still has a girlfriend and he lies and says no. But then you meet his friends during a night out and find out it’s a lie. He stalks you to find where you live and drops off flowers with a love declaration letter and ask you to meet him at Frederiksberg Garden a few days later. You go and dumps all of his emotional bullshit on you and STILL has a girlfriend but basically asks you to wait for him.
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