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an old man who spends all of his time sitting inside and smoking and has no personality. the only times he ever leaves the house is when he chases little children off of his lawn when he leaves them to get milk. the worst part of him is that if you say ANYTHING bad about him, he hunts you down and will record you breathing at 3 am. then he turns it into a song and then uses it to make a diss track of you.
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