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A condition in which the brain is underperforming due to drinking 2+ days consecutively. Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended. People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.
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