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noun - slang

cig· a· rette | \ ˌsi-gə-ˈret , ˈsi-gə-ˌret \ boat| \ ˈbōt \ variants: or less commonly cigaret plural boats

Definition of Cigarette Boatin':

1. a A slender erection, inconvenient as left unbridled; whereupon the slickhard proboscis is arranged vertically,

tucked behind the waistband of the dong-bearer, pointing the toadstool cap directly toward the head of said

dong-bearer. In appearance not unlike a cigarette racing boat at full throttle.

b A means of obfuscation applied to an inopportune or hastened logjam, affixing it upright akin to an obelisk(see

erection) in ones sweat pants or similarly 'Prize Hog at Market' lower body attire, in the interest of covering one's

humiliation and discomfiture at both the physical symptoms and societal repercussions of producing such a

monument when deemed immodest or inelegant.

2. Indecorum slab pointing to the North Star, framed by boxers, belt, fanny pack or otherwise available fabric and

leather materials expeditiously gathered to bind and truss the protruding edifice or superstructure. Framework

for a boner.

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