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there are many different types of P.O.O

The Sticky Mess (diahrea) you fart and a sticky mess is in your pants -_- “God, there’s a sticky mess in there.”

Slim Jim A very slim poo that comes out, and you cant even feel it! “Dang did a slim tim.

Godzilla A very big poo that is like a big sausage. “Oh sh#t just did a Godzilla”

The Bullets They shoot outta your ass and are very tiny pieces they look like brown rocks “Just shot a bullet out my fat ass.”

Useless

Its just one very small poo that you’ve been holding in for so long you got a stomach ache. “Omg this is so useless.”

Spicy Ass A very spicy poo that makes your asscheeks hurt alot and it makes your crack burn 🔥 (_I_) 🔥 💩

“Omg my spicy ass.”

Perfect This is only a 0.01% chance of you getting the perfect shape : 💩 (i’ve done it once) “MY POO IS PERFECT😙😙”

Uninvited guest You fart and your pants become wet with poo. “lol! an uninvited guest”

WHAT THE SH#TTY FVCK?

You look down at your poo and it is very unbelievable. “What the sh#tty fvck?”

Food A little bit of food you digested before comes in a different colour and looks nasty 🤮. “Food”

Red Cl0t You poo but a red cl0t from ur period comes (girls only) “Ew a red cl0t”

Bloody Mess Poo and blood comes.

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