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A mediocre guy either in looks, personality, or both. And although he is average in every way, he thinks he is basically Ryan Reynolds. While they may stay fig newtons forever it is possible for them to transform into something…like an Oreo…..or even a chocolate chip cookie. While they are rare, fig newtons can also be female. Examples: Jeff and Lester from the TV show Chuck Dwight from the office. Frollo from Hunchback of Norte Dame Farquad from Shrek Prince Charming from Shrek 2 Hans from Frozen J’son (Starlord’s ‘Dad’) from Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Mr. Collins from Pride and Prejudice (honorable mention Mr. Wickham)
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