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You know you live in New Canaan when...  You can’t walk around any of the schools without seeing at least 3 Rugby shirts  Everyone even the guys know all the names of the people from the OC  Your next door neighbor gets arrested for dealing cocaine  You’re scared to go to Norwalk because you think you going to get shot  The only time you would ever think of going to the Bronx is to go to the Bronx Zoo  Starbucks coffee is inexpensive to you  Even some of the guys wear some from of Ugg shoes  A Rams bumper sticker is plastered on every Land Rover  You still think its summer so you wear flip flops in December  Sports are not a game its life  When you turn 16 you want a Land Rover and you expect to get one  Birkenstocks aren’t for old people they’re for the teenagers  When you talk about the moose the only thing you relate it to is Abercrombie  When you can’t count the number of Hummers, Porsches, and Land Rovers in the streets on one hand  Half the people aren’t who they really are  Even though every mom is blonde and big boobed, you know it's all fake  Perfection isn’t expected its reality  A 12 year old could pass for a 21 year old and get alcohol  The police are always showing up at the school for stupid small crimes created by the students  When almost half of the population hates living here  But we are still able to look like rich and perfect people   screw that  none of it's true

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