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A miniature dishevelled goblin that lives within the confines of his mothers basement. Despite not being able to see his toes, this sea merchant prides himself on his slowly greying beard; along with two stubby legs that waddle on the earths surface, however the weight hoisted upon these legs create the earths surface to be trampled flat. Many consider this specimen to have a weird shaped head; shifting the gravitational balance every time his head leans to one side. He often frequents with five other individuals; a 20 year old man-child, a meaty McDonald's hairline bowling ball, a man with a midsection made of play dough, a disabled Australian; and a mega chad who owns everything he has. he also gorges upon a selective diet of burgers and fish pasties.
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