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A sexy man with oily hair. His fringe looks like a barcode. Rumour has it every KFC has a clone of this legendary man, keeping him in the basement and cutting off his oil-soaked hair to feed their deep fryers. KFC exclusively uses Doyley-brand premium oil sourced from the hair of Oily Doyley himself. Also see Doyle Burger and Willy D
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