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A woman whose personal life is a complete wreck, house is a mess, car littered with trash, forgets the garbage pick up day and leaves the garbage bin out for weeks, never completes home improvement projects, hits their neighbors car and doesn't realize it, pays for a yoga membership that she never uses, constantly misplaces items, forgets to shower, and generally has zero situational awareness.
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