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MIKE IS THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE ENTIRE EARTH AND EVERYONE HATES HIM. HE HAS PUSSY HAIR and he is HORRIBLE at basketball. even tho he thinks he is good he is really bad and no one likes him. he never shares any homework with anyone because he thinks he is better than everyone and he thinks he has a giant dick but in real life it is MICROSCOPIC. he always tries to beat people in english and write more than them and decided to make his english narrative coursework on his poop getting stuck in his first dates toilet. mike is not very kind and he loves to bully everyone and take pictures on peoples laptops without their permission he also loves to sing but when people comment on it and say his singing is bad he starts to cry and goes to the bathroom to let out his feelings and cry. HE IS A CRYBABY. he is also gay for anton and lukas and valdemar both valdemars and he loves tea and loves saying "ahahahhahahaha" to bully aleixia and vigdis because he thinks its funny and he loves snooping on peoples messages thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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