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A testicular deformity associated with the symptoms of a large, abnormally unhealthy cock that is raging with a combination of genital herpes, crabs, and syphilus (Treatment is optional and consists of a cheap prostitute eating your swollen and cancerous DICK. There is only a 47% chance of recovery, with the great risk of a slow painful death).
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