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The ancient Norse god of light, courage, and wisdom. Was made by her pussy-ass mom to not get hurt by anything. She forgot mistletoe though, which Loki, god of mischief and serpents, used to kill Baldr with an arrow made out of the stuff. TL;DR, this MF got killed by a fucking plant because her dumbass mom forgot it. Odin imprisons Loki under the earth where venom is constantly dripped into his eyes, incidentally triggering Ragnarok.
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