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morning wood is often caused by the lack of realese from the male testicales because you cant masturbate in your [sleep] so you [will] wake up with a morning wood and stick in dans cats arse hole and plumet it into the propelar of a girafes [snake] then blast a [moon] shop while walking to the fish and accidentily stand on the eifil tower wich suddenly rams up your arse hole because it turns out the eiffil tower had morning wood as well so then it spun you around and you fly to tescos and get a meal deal because your very exaughsted from fucking dans cat
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