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dumb jock on the outside,sleazy and cocky on the inside. probably will be staring into a mirror when you meet him. excessively loving of himself. he plays american football and rocks his odell beckham bleached hair with a fat ass in tights, gold helmet and cleats, balaclava mask, nice abs, muscles and large penis. if he's not in the gym (rarely😩) he's probably wearing a mohawk, or an all leather punk outfit with Rick Owens, covered in tattoos, has a few piercings. you and everyone around him wish you could be him but he's just too perfect, and treats you like crap.
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