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I don't know why everyone seems to think they rape us in our sleep because I have the coolest uncle ever. He pretty much knows a bit of every popular language ever, plays a lot of instruments such as the flute, piano and clarinet. He gave me 200 fucking dollars worth of presents on my birthday.
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