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Much like the Masai Giraffe, Mia Turner is spotted, lengthy, and shits standing standing up. Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch. Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch. She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
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