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bradley is an absolute melon he looks like a mix between dobby and the fat elephant from sing, all they do is talk about how cool they are when they get 0 play, never felt the touch of a woman. Prefers men, top pick up line is: if you was a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Pretty shit. Has a 2 inch pinch
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