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The Homo-Roadmen or simply “Roadmen” the binomial name given to a species of homo not to dissimilar in intelligence than that of the Homo Habilis. Identifiable with the garments it wears most often Nike crepes or socks and flips-flops, a padded jacket completed with a tracksuit, with the trousers waist worn below the breach, topped off with a Manbag accommodating a contraceptive device, a small container of white substance, a phone for receiving calls from patrons in need of said white substance, and finally an implement for robbery and self-defence with a sharp serrated edge and point.

When observed in its native habitat of unkempt council estates and social housing, exhibits behaviour similar to the Chav. In fact many Roadmen are the Juvenile offspring of the Chav.

The unique yet unsophisticated form of communication of the Roadmen consists of slang words which occasionally are oxymoronic in nature. Very recently Scientists have for the first time been able to decipher such slang translated into Queens English.

Allow- Oi Allow It fam innit -One must cease one’s actions.

Bait - Your bait bruv innit, One is being most obnoxious and regular!

Bare- Man’s going to eat Bare Shit!

Mandem- mans out with the mandem tonight, bruv - One shall be convening with one’s fellowship at a function this fine evening.

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