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Gil is the type of person you see at surface value and think "Hey, that's a normal person" but in reality, when you take a deeper dive into getting to know him as a human individual, you will realize that you've allowed a parasitic leach into your life with no way of getting out because you didn't read the Terms and Conditions. There is no turning back, but lucky for you I have a solution. You must take him under your wing and do your best to raise him on your own. It's your time to become his step dad, but hey it's not all bad. It's not guaranteed but you might have a chance with his grandmother.
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