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Like a Red Herring, someone who is a time waster with useless conferences to bog everyone down in a quagmire to present them from asking about anything substantive or real. Not a spinmeister but a "Hostess with the Mostess" who has no content. As spontaneous as Robby the Robot, she reads from a big book of answers like a stenographer. Always wears the same clothes and looks like someone dumped water on her head.
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