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ummm.... can you say longest shlong in the entire fucking world, penetrating my tight pussy. you will never meet a man who is as kind, loving, sporty, and hard as clark. Once me and him were at the doctor, and i noticed he had a boner, so we went to the bathroom and he fucked me SO HARD!!!!!! you would be lucky if you ever met/fucked a clark.
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