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sara and jesper are complete opposite people, sara is amazing and beautiful, cool, funny and sweet. she is pretty much the coolest person in the world, she has gorgeous brown eyes, a snatched nose that people would pay thousands for, her smile lights up a room, and her braces are so totes adorbs. jesper, on the other hand, is addicted to lying, biting, being a wingy little bitch and much more. the only good thing about him is his earlobes. so soft man. i would kill for those lobes' although it seems sara could do so, SO much better, she still went for that ugly old fart jesper. and they love each other very much. and theyre best BEST friends, and if he ever leaves her she will hunt him down and chop off his weiner :-)
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