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Batman is a cult. We must feed him daily. Feed him nothing but carbs and fast food. If you don't comply with the god himself, you will know NOTHING BUT PAIN AND SUFFERING AND REGRET FOR ALL ETERNITY. Don't make the mistake I made. Steps for making batman: 😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 Step one: find a corner in public that many people walk by so batman will get regular sacrifices and fed. Step two: feed him (He likes the number 6 from McDonald's, a fish fillet. Make sure to add extra cheese and mayo for extra good luck 👍). Step three: Inform the locals about your batman and force with mental harassment to make one as well. Step four: Mass-produce batmans until your town knows nothing but mold and old food. Step five: do it.
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