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He's very good with computers and has greasy hair. (No offense) He has a guinea pig named Pumpkin. He sits by himself at lunch on his computer walking suspiciously. If you see this Eric in public please run for your life. He looks like he sells NFTs but in reality the only thing he's selling is his worth. He smells like a banjo and looks like a dead cricket so beware.
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