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P represents the act of cutting off your penis and wrapping it with immense amounts of whale blubber until it resembles Shrek's penis, Shrek being the hit movie released in 2001, April 22nd. Shrek is a representation of the ideal male, with all of the wanted characteristics within a "chad". After the penis has been fully prepped, you call your bestie over (male) and have intense and humid anal intercourse with him.
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