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A small version of 50 Cent's face on a persons elbow. Everyone is born with a Glenis and it matures at the same rate as the owner. Originally, the Gleni (plural of Glenis) were in charge. This was until the humans realized that the Glenis is located on the elbow and therefore have very little power as they cant move. A Glenis must be fed a sausage at every meal, and the owner must say the words "Here's your Glizzy, Glenis!" at which point the Glenis will swallow it whole. In 1969, the US government began forcing Glenal Removal Surgery on everyone as they slept. This is why we no longer have Gleni, they also erased them from history.
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