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When you are so inept at sex that you make your sex partner cry to the point of exhaustion. You stand there with your miniscule, perpetually limp and useless cock, stuttering over your words while having no idea what you say to make her feel better. Instead of solving the problem that you created, you instead lie to her and say that you have tested positive for Covid-19. Then you promptly leave her hanging while you quarantine in a non-disclosed location. All while you are wearing blackface.
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