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Måns, a tall handsome often Swedish man with one of the largest penises scientifically recorded. Måns is smart and could easily solve all your problems if he wants to. He's a great lover and friend and if you ever find yourself around a Måns your day will be great. Måns is often theorized to be a direct ancestor of GOD himself. Måns' are sarcastic geniuses.
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