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Lauren is a beautiful girl. Her only two flaws are her leprechaun hair and alcohol addiction. Once the alcohol hits, the boys showing up at 2am hit harder. But don’t worry she’ll tell you the next day that she won’t ever drink again. Those are lies. She’s like sexy Patrick with fish nets and forgets what she says she won’t do ever again every five seconds. However, she is very animal friendly. She likes to enjoy presence with sloths as those suit her hobbies and traits most, nothing. Anyways, she is an amazing softball player and so learned how to catch absolute shit. Some of her top catches are horny knock off frat boys. If you have a lauren in your life, never lose her, she might end up in the lost and found and steal water bottles.
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