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The act of being extremely lazy while also making it disrespectful, to the point of personal embarrassment and shame. In order to properly participate in jeanmarding, one must purposefully show up late to any event or plans, always have a poor excuse such as, “my doctor said I have to be late because too much stress be bad fo’ my heart,” and smack lips with disgust when any type of direction is given. Then, to fully jeanmard, one must steal and lie on the same day of being late and disrespectful. Many people who participate in jeanmarding also regularly participate in vaping, heathenry, and an have overall distasteful life.
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