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Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue. Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
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