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Koen is your neighbour dad who spoils his kids with expensive clothes. He probably works at a pretty big company and only eats biological foods. He goes out to run and loves chilling in his big garden. He just wants the best for his family but doesnt mind being an absolute asshole to anybody to make sure he achieves what he wants.
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