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When someone very, very badly hits a golf ball in a high-pressure situation. This also applies to field goal kicks where the kicker badly chokes. This word is the [portmanteau] of shank (as hitting a golf ball way off course) and [hippopotamus]. This word is designed to conjure up images of the worst choke [performance] you can imagine.
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