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1. A fake Christmas from the north pole who make toys for good boys and girls with his elves and wife. 2. A Turkish man named St. Nicholas who made little trinkets for poverty-stricken children and put the toys in the shoes they left on their doorsteps. 3. A lie parents tell their children so they don't cause trouble all year but'll never go to the 'jects. 4. The guy at the mall and the kids take a picture with some desperate fat guy who probably is a drunk who abuses his wife and hates kids.
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